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99.99% Chance I’m Staying Home T-Shirt – Funny Homebody Introvert Graphic Tee
There’s a 99.99% chance I’m staying home—and honestly, those are pretty good odds. This funny graphic T-shirt is made for proud homebodies, introverts, cancelled-plan enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that sometimes the best plans are no plans at all.
Featuring distressed retro lettering in a classic collegiate-inspired style, this homebody tee brings an easygoing vintage feel to a playful everyday saying. Pair it with jeans for a casual day out—or your favorite lounge pants when that remaining 0.01% chance of leaving the house disappears. Made with lightweight Bella+Canvas 3001 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the shirt has a soft, breathable feel that's comfortable for everyday wear. The retail fit and classic crew neckline make it easy to wear alone or layered under a cardigan, denim jacket, or sweatshirt. A fun choice for introverts, homebodies, cozy weekend lovers, remote workers, and anyone famous for cancelling plans, it also makes a humorous birthday, holiday, or just-because gift for the friend who would rather be home.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline
- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed collar for lasting shape
- Tear-away label designed to reduce skin irritation
- Crisp, detailed printed design with color-specific fabric blends
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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