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99.99% Chance I’m Staying Home Mug – Funny Homebody Coffee Cup for Introverts, 11oz or 15oz
For anyone whose favorite plans involve not leaving the house. This “99.99% Chance I’m Staying Home” ceramic mug pairs playful homebody humor with a warm, cozy design featuring a steaming coffee cup, books, and a soft knitted blanket.
The rich vintage-inspired shades of mauve, olive green, mustard, and dusty rose give it a relaxed, comforting feel that’s perfect for slow mornings, reading days, working from home, or settling in for a quiet evening. It’s a fun everyday coffee mug for introverts, homebodies, book lovers, coffee lovers, and anyone who would happily cancel plans for a cozy night in. Available in 11oz and 15oz, this mug makes a charming birthday, Christmas, friendship, coworker, or just-because gift—or a little treat for your own favorite spot at home.
Product features
- Microwave-safe for convenient heating
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup
- Glossy white ceramic with vibrant, crisp print
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Comfortable C-handle; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Glossy ceramic
The mug is made from ceramic and has a glossy finish.
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs.
Microwave-safe
Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating.
Dishwasher-safe
Suitable for dishwasher use.
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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